Pooper Snoopers. I have a dog, I walk my dog, my dog poops, I pick it up. I do not watch while my dog poops. (As far as I know, my dog doesn’t watch me during calls of nature, either.) Driving home tonight, I counted how many humans were watching their canines do-the-doo-doo, because it was something to do while waiting for stop lights to turn green. Out of 17 dogs being walked, 8 were—ya’know—and 7 of those 8 had pooper snoopers. Humans! Do you seriously have nothing better to do than snoop while your canine poops? Privacy, please!
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Cashiers who don’t use the ‘auto’ function to determine how much change ya’get back. There’s just something that’s darn fun about being able to see if both of you are ‘right!’ during a cash transaction. Today, I made a $25.38 purchase and gave the cashier $26.03. Not on purpose, really, I just had the three cents and wanted to move it on out, so I thought (quickly), “Hey! If I give her 3 cents she can give me back a nickel.” Yeah, kind of pathetic, but also kind of cool when she promptly returned, with no help from the cash register, two quarters, one dime and ONE NICKEL. No pennies back. Whee! Free to be, penny free! Oh, and yeah, the point, apparently we both passed our second grade change assignment. Click here to learn more about pennies!
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